HELP! MY PHONE WON''T FIT IN MY POCKET!

12 REASONS WHY BIGGER ISN’T BETTER WHEN IT COMES TO PHONES

1.  It doesn't matter how flat it is, if it is big and wide it won’t fit into my Levi’s and allow me to sit down.

2.  I can’t get it out of my pocket if it rings while I’m driving.

3.  I don’t like walking around with a huge bulge in my dress pants that someone might mistake for something else.

4.  It’s like putting a frigging board up to my face!

5.  It’s a phone first, then an email reader, then maybe a music player, then everything else.  It does not replace my PC or tablet and never will.  (Browsing on the web is a pain in the butt anyway on a phone!)

6.  The smaller the things are that I carry around in my pockets – the better! (money not included in this, big denominations on my bills is always accepted).

7.  I’m not walking around with my phone in my hand like a dork, and I’m not carrying a purse or putting on a huge holster like Roy Rogers!

Cowboy Phone Holster 

8. I don’t need a 4.7” screen in my pocket for anything.  I’m not watching movies on my phone!

9. I still have to carry a wallet full of cards and cash in my back pocket

10.  I wouldn't need a big display to see my icons if they weren't so artsy and 3D looking, make them flat and large Apple & Android!

11.  Hello….the phone has a zoom tool on it, you don’t need a huge display, just zoom in!

12.  You could qualify for “Super Dork” status by walking around with a huge phone in your hand and a blu-tooth in your ear! (Yes, that’s DORK! Not Geek!)